klemensvonmettternich

ill never forget this story it’s not even that good tho

basically when we were in maybe fourth or fifth grade, my friend and i went to a fucking origami yoda booksigning and what a fucking experience. the author, tom something, would ask each kid what their name was as he signed their copy of the book. eventually, this one kid shows up, my best guess is that he was around 12-13 years old. when the author asked him his name, he said “luke.” well, normal enough, one may think, but he followed up that sentence with another one, of much greater power. “you may know me online as masterfolderluke,” he said. my 10(?) year old ears were shocked. how could this one man, nay, boy, have all this power? it’s been years since then and i still think about this.

masterfolderluke, if you’re out there, let me know.

jack be like

me: borgar

ada: what are u five

m: ya outta ten

a: nO

brain: so, you have the body of a cis male

me: ok

b: but you feel like a girl

m: sounds kind of impractical but alright

b: so naturally he/him and being referred to as male will make you uncomfortable

m: yeah

b: oh and your masculine features are disgusting

m: wait

b: in fact you should probably just die since you’ll never be a cis girl

m: i mean—

b: yeah and hearing how masc your voice is makes you suicidal

m: hey no

b: but also you’re faking being trans

m: you do make a compelling case…

trans-giles

jasper-rolls

why do whiny nerd boys complain about english localizations of horny anime games making the girls wear a bit more clothing when they should be complaining about kingdom hearts 3 turning winnie the pooh into an amorphous white blob in china

jasper-rolls

justice for winnie the pooh

bogleech

I thought this was a surreal shitpost but apparently pooh, and just pooh as a character specifically, is banned from China all because a very lighthearted meme came to compare him to China’s leader

Source: jasper-rolls

theceaselesshunger

tredlocity

and just like people who have experienced same-sex attraction, my people have also been persecuted for being attracted to video games and the gamer lifestyle, which is why I believe that “gamer” should be included in the

Source: tredlocity

stillandclear

imgoingtowalmartyallneedanything:
“ imgoingtowalmartyallneedanything:
“the CDC right now
” ”

Source: lymphnodehaver

felinefan

quasi-normalcy

Hot Take: We are actually living in a “gasoline punk” alternate universe, where technology continued to develop along the lines of hydrocarbon combustion, even though nuclear energy has been available for decades.

cipheramnesia

Well that explains the comically exaggerated, dystopian nightmare setting that appears to be a very badly concealed metaphor about oppression. Someone tell the sixteen year old writing me that they don’t have to kill off every cool character.